4 out of 5 teddy bears say....
Having a Jack Russell Terrier in your house, could be hazardous to your health.
The 5th teddy bear....blames the Min Pin
So, if you are a teddy bear, stay away from these animals. Do not approach! Do not look cute! Don't even play dead!
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