Tie One On Tuesday!

Fall is here and in the Pacific Northwest that means time to enjoy the rain by hunkering down with your favorite person and  your favorite ale. I'm not sure if a lot of you know but we like to partake in a beverage or two in this neck of the woods and beer is our specialty.  While not all of these are local, they do fit the bill for wonderful seasonal beers.

The first beer isn't a taste for everyone but I really like the spicy hint along with a strong hops. Buffalo Bill Pumpkin Ale is a great seasonal beer that is available nationwide. The beer is brewed with real pumpkin, cinnamon and cloves. I haven't tried it but I've heard that if you put a little whipped cream on top it taste like a pumpkin pie.

A local favorite is Dead Guy Rogue Ale. The beer is slightly spicy, a little fruity and very hoppy. It's a wonderful take on a hearty lager. It can be a little thick to some but is still very smooth. Oh yeah, and the cool part-the little skeleton on the bottle glows in the dark.

Moorhouse's Brewery puts out several Halloween and Fall beers. My favorite being the Pendle Witches Brew. It has a nice citrus aftertaste and isn't too heavy. It has a full  malty taste without being overbearing.

Finally, to warm you up on those chilly nights, Centurions Ghost Ale is sure to please. A nice warm dark bitter ale that has a pleasant malt taste. I think if you drank too many of these, it can certainly sneak up and scare the hell out of you.

These are just a few October seasonal beers to get you started. I would suggest finding a type of beer you like, whether is be a pale ale, a dark stout or a Pabst Blue Ribbon and expand on that taste with different breweries. So, pop a cold one, pull the blanket up and stoke the fire, it's gonna be a long rainy season.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot-for those of you in the Southern states. If you want to make OMP happy, first try some Cat Daddy Moonshine-it will take the fall nip out of the air with a cinnamon, allspice flavored brew with a kick . Perfect for those pumpkin hayrides and then if you get the sudden urge, you  can always send him some. The best thing about this moonshine-it won't make you go blind or melt the paint off your house. It's OMP's new favorite.

Ha Ha Halloween!

So I hope that last week's movies didn't scare the pants off of you and if they did-PUT SOME PANTS ON! You're scaring the children, not to mention-it's chilly outside. You'll freeze your bits off!

Now that I have you giggling, it's time to have some Halloween fun with these silly scary movies. Trust me, I know there are a ton of scary movies out there that are hysterical and they don't even try. We're not focusing on those. We are focusing on the rib tickling funny horror movies that give you a little jolt but still make you smile.

The first one is The Ghost and Mr. Chicken. This has to be on the top 10 list for OMP. How can you go wrong with Don Knotts? I don't think you can! Don plays an aspiring reporter who gets a chance to write an article about a haunted house. The catch is, he has to stay in the house overnight. The story makes him a hero in the small town's eyes until the new owner of the house sues Don Knotts for Libel. Not only is the movie very funny, great for kids but also has an amazing soundtrack by Vic Mizzy who was the composer for The Adams Family.

One of my all time favorites is The Ghost of Drag Strip Hollow. This 1959 flick has everything a girl like me loves, hot rods, rockabilly and silly ghost. A hot rod club decides to throw a Halloween party at an old mansion. The theme, come as your favorite monster! The majority of the movie has to do with rival hot rod clubs, pajama party and a creepy dad-the last 15 minutes are the best with silly teens in monsters costumes. Such a great movie! For all you old horror movie buffs, see if you can spot a certain monster that has been seen in other wonderful "B" movies.

I love this next movie. It is perfect in every way. Zombies, great music, humor-that's right-Shaun of the Dead. This movie has become a cult classic in such a short amount of time. Granted, it can be a little bloody, but the one liners and fast pace make up for any severed arms or brain eating you will see. The incorporation of The Smith's Kill The DJ and the news of zombies is priceless-not to mention, White Lines with zombie moans. Awesome! Shaun (Simon Pegg) at first, seems to have things somewhat going for him then his girlfriend dumps him. He realizes that he needs to get her back on the same day the zombies decide to eat more brains. Thus begins the wild ride of getting his girlfriend back, saving his mom and getting a pint at the Winchester while finding zombies at every turn. 

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! I love Tim Burton and he is in prime form with Beetlejuice. It was a time when Winona Rider was so cute and dark and not someone I felt a little sorry for.  Oh my! Did I mention Catherine O' Hara as the mom-priceless! The story takes place in an old house that a quirky couple and their daughter move into. The original owners, who have long since passed away, want the house back the way it was and decide to enlist the help of the ghost with the most , Beetlejuice. Classic Burton set design makes this movie visually stunning to look at. I almost forgot, a young Alec Baldwin before he got a little too angry.

I hope these tasty little treasures have tickled your funny bone and got you into the Halloween spirit. I know I like a little scare and a giggle every once and awhile. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna pop some corn, kick back with the family and enjoy a scary good time.

Feel Good Friday!

Ahhh! Fall is going into full swing. Crisp cool air fills my lungs, those wonderful autumn smells are just starting-can it get any better? Here are a few things that make me happy on this cool Friday. I hope they make you happy too.

Can I tell you how much I love Shannon's blog. Pictures of her family and her crafts make me so happy. Not to mention-HELLO!-she is beautiful! Oh yeah, did I mention Pee Wee Herman embroidery. Yep, you heard me. PEE WEE HERMAN! Stop by and say hello. She is the type of person who will invite you right in, fix you a cup of tea, and make you feel like you are long lost family. Her blog is Giggly Times. Tell her Pam sent ya!

So, if you are looking for something to be for Halloween, Why not be a cute flapper or someone that looks a lot like me with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth. Flapperdashery has the most beautiful hand painted mask and other wonderful treasures. I can't decide what I love best-her hats, her mask or her vintage treasures.

I love cute little monsters and when I saw this piece by AlwaysInspired, I knew I had to show you guys. I love the sign!

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE dog's in Halloween costumes! They just crack me up! Every year, they keep getting better and better.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna fix me a cup of warm cider, close my eyes for a few minutes and enjoy Fall.

Let's Make Some Noise!

Noise makers are for the most part super annoying to me but these guys are way too Halloween cool to do that.
You don't see them as much anymore. They were very popular during the 1930-1940's before Trick or Treating really got into full swing. It use to be that all the kids would dress up and basically cause small riots in the neighborhoods, tricking who they could. Hence, the noise makers came in handy for giving parents and neighbors a full size headache. They were still produced all the way up to the 1960's where Trick or Treating evolved as we know it today, more about getting the treats and less about playing  tricks.

And now for a glimpse into our collection. These are just a few of my favorites. 

German Noise makers circa 1930's. Loving the cigarette.

Noise maker set with checker pattern circa 1960's

Multiple noise makers, clickers, rattles.

 A great way to date your noise maker is to look at the handle. If the handle is wood, it is obviously older and if the handle is plastic you are looking at something from the 1960's or later.

I hope you enjoy a little bit of our collection. Now I am off shake and rattle some bones and beg my neighbor for some candy. I better not get a rock again this year. Happy Haunting!

A Few Minutes with bee listy or Holy Mother of Pearl-It's Steve McQueen!

When I first saw bee listy's work on Craftster, I was blown away. Who was this woman and wait-did I just see a Steve McQueen cross stitch? Holy mother of pearl! I knew I had to see what she is all about!

Who is the real Beelisty/Becca?
The real bee listy is a thirtysomething, single radical queer in minneapolis who spends her time bitching and moaning about political shitfuckery and insanity.

How did you get started stitching?
i saw the Irony is not Dead piece from subversive cross-stitch several years ago and was like "ooh, fun!" my grandpa and mom were both needleworkers... and i have OCD (or CDO if you will)-- i'm a counter! this is a great outlet for that.

You do such amazing portraits-which one is your favorite and why?
Thank you-- my favorite portraits ever are my grandparents. It's my favorite because i love them so much and it was the last gift I gave my grandpa (the stitcher) before he passed away... he loved it and was so moved and proud of it...

What kind of advice would you give to someone just starting out?
Well, be careful that you're not stitching copyrighted images or slogans... i've had a few people contact me in really rude ways about accidentally using their words or images. Ugh. Be patient-- it gets easier. Do what you want, but don't copy other stitchers-- i don't find it flattering.

Do you have a website or a shop?
I have an Etsy shop and a website. etsy seller name is epeolatry and website is www.beelisty.com

 What does the future hold for you? What's the next chapter?
I have SO MANY IDEAS but i keep accepting custom commissions, so i haven't been making time to sew for myself. My next life chapter is going back to school for my PhD so i may have less time to stitch for the next few years...we'll see. :)

Are you dying yet? I told you! I love her work and she is an amazing person. Her passion for activism is equal to her kind heart . She can whip out some quick wit and educate you about the trials in the world all in one breath-and that is why I like her so! Keep up the fight and keep up the stitching!

Tie One On Tuesday!

Alright already, I get it, it’s October, the Halloween month!! I also understand that you have all been clamoring for more drink recipes to try. Okay my little twinkies – lets combine the two ideas above and I am going to give you some Halloween drink recipes to test out. Now we are not going to delve deep into the makings of such classics as the Zombie – lord knows I only have a small amount of space to write this in and the complex fixings for the undead cocktail would take up this space alone. I think I have told you this before, the first one I ever attempted to make caused my friends to not only act like Zombies but groan like them too from the over mixing of the booze.

So, lets get started with something simple. A shot consisting of a few ingredients and FIRE!!!!

Pumpkin Pie Shot (this version is from The Tavern in Albany N.Y.):

-          2 parts Kahlua (or other coffee liqueur)

-          1 part Bailey’s Irish Cream

-          1 part Goldschlager

-          Ground cinnamon

Combine the Kahlua and Baileys and pour into shot glass. Float the Goldschlager on top and carefully set on fire. While burning, sprinkle a little Cinnamon on to the flame and watch the fireworks!! Great for parties but don’t light anything aflame please. Now – either blow out or wait for the flame to go out naturally and then shoot it. Yummy warm Pumpkin Pie that will get you snockered!

Returning to my Tropical drink roots, I present:

The Banana Banshee:

-          1/2 oz. Crème de Cacao (preferably the white variety)

-          1 oz. Banana Liqueur

-          1 1/2 oz. Cream

Combine all the ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake, strain and serve in a cocktail glass. Plain, simple and sinfully delicious! Now – you can make this drink a SCREAMING Banshee If you add a 1/2 oz of Vodka and reduce the Banana Liqueur by 1/2.

This last one has a long list of ingredients, so get to stocking your bar:

The Blue Ghost:

-          1oz Crème de Cacao (white)

-          1 oz. Blue Curacao

-          1 oz. Banana Liqueur

-          1 oz. Coconut Rum

-          1 oz. White Rum

-          1 oz. Triple Sec

-          1 oz. Vodka

-          4 oz. Cream

Plop everything into a cocktail shaker and proceed to knock yourself out. To take this drink to another level you can add a scoop of vanilla ice cream in place of the cream, you just have to shake a little longer. This recipe will make shots 10 shots or 3 or 4 small sized sipping cocktails.

So, there you go, three different spooky drinks to try out before the BIG night. I will be back next week with a few more brain numbing concoctions for you to try. Until then, please get off my lawn!  

Don't Go In The House.

Your house is your castle, your sanctuary, that is until some evil ghost decides to take up residence. Modern cinema tells us to watch out for things that go bump in the night, to check behind those doors, to lock the windowsbut does it work, of course not and we are greeted by some ghoul telling us to "Get Out." and do we do it, of course not, why, because we are morons. This week I'm going deep into the basement and dig out some favorite Haunted House flicks.

William Castle gives us our first tale of ghost, 13 ghost to be exact. This is the original and not the total gore fest hack that came out in the early 2000's. The story centers around a family inheriting a haunted house from a distant relative . The house comes with 12 ghost (I won't spoil it by telling you who the last ghost is) that you can only see with special goggles. William Castle was a master at gimmicks and this one does not let you down. Castle incorporated a technique called Illusion-O, which allowed only the brave to see the ghost while the weak only saw the actors. The ghost were tinted in blue and could be seen with special "goggles" that were sold at the theater.

Another William Castle favorite is The House on Haunted Hill with Vincent Price.  Price plays an eccentric millionaire who plans a "party" for his wife with several unsuspecting strangers. As the night progresses there are disappearances, murders and ghost. This time William Castle's gimmick was floating skeletons on pulley that came down and flew through the audience. His gimmicks made this movie and other movies a huge success.

Getting away from the campy gimmicks and for a real scare, we have The Innocents. The story starts with a governess who is hired to take care of two orphans. She slowly finds out that the children have a abnormal hold on the staff of the house. Disturbing manifestations, ghosts, and suicide have the governess second guessing her new surroundings, is it all in her mind or is it reality. If it is real, what kind of pact have the children made with evil and thus a struggle ensues with a devastating ending.

Okay, getting back to my campy self, I end our little tour with pure raw silliness and the movie House. A Vietnam vet moves into his dead aunt's house to work on his memoirs and strange things start happening. His child goes missing, he ends up in Vietnam again, strange zombies attack-all the things you expect when going for a little visit to auntie's. House can be kind of gory but is certainly ridiculous and over the top. Just do me a favor and DO NOT watch  House 2.

I hope I haven't scared you too much kiddies with these tantalizing tales of homely terrors. Pleasant dreams, don't forget to plug in your My Little Pony nightlight, oh,...and don't forget to check under the bed. Did you hear that? Did that just come from the basement?