Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Feeling Rich in Penny Nickel's World




If you are in the stitching world and haven't heard of Penny Nickels than shame on you! I really don't think there are enough adjectives that can describe the talent this woman has.She has sass and moxy that well, might even put me to shame.

Tell me a little bit about yourself.
I like ELO, Lil Wayne, Bob Fosse, "Jersey Shore", and Werner Herzog. I took chess lessons from the age of 19 to 26. I read a lot. I have several tattoos from my favorite books, including a gigantic illustration from Louis-Ferdinand Céline on my arm. My dad made me read "Willard and His Bowling Trophies" by Richard Brautigan when I was twelve and I believe it may have wrecked my young brain. I also have an extensive comic book collection. Yesterday, I had a hour long conversation with my brother about how amazing the movie Total Recall is. I listened to the song “Peg” by Steely Dan three times today, on purpose. I come from four generations of art fags. My favorite artists are George Grosz, Otto Dix, Max Ernst and Francis Bacon. I sound like an jerk off when I talk about myself, but I'm cool with it.



How long have you been stitching and what or who got you started?
I went to a “Fame” type high school where I studied printmaking, and I continued to do that for about ten years. I worked in mezzotint, aquatint, and relief. Studios and chemicals are hard to come by if you're not in school, and the gouges started to take their toll on my hands. A few years ago I realized that my prints would translate really well into embroidery because of the way they're designed and I started stitching them. It's hilarious because I can't get anyone to look twice at my printmaking, but once it's embroidered people really respond to it. It makes me feel kind of like a huckster. But I do think that embroidery is much more dynamic, it's like working in two and a half dimensions, so maybe that's why it pops. I also spin, knit and weave.



You are absolutely amazing! There are so many pieces I love from you, which is your favorite?
Thanks! *Blushing* Hmmmm... I really like my mythic commemorative stamp series, (Hypaepa, Tritonis, Asterion, Cithaeron) that's mostly me working out emotional baggage so they're really satisfying to stitch on. I'll be doing those forever. :)
I think the piece I like the most right now is the siphonophorae I've been working on. It's been going
on over a hundred hours of stitching, but I'm really impressed with it so far. When I look at it my brain hums.



What kind of advice would you give to the masses?
Be fearless! Be demanding! Don't be scared of sounding like an asshole! No one's going to take your work seriously unless you do! And most importantly, explore making your own patterns!
I have a lot of love for commercial and vintage patterns. Sometimes you see something really great that you wouldn't have thought of. They're also perfect to try out new stitches or a palette you might not normally use. But even if you don't have a drawing/rendering/stick figure bone in your body, it's really easy to snap a photo of something simple that looks neat, load it into the computron, print it black and white and trace it. Volia! You just made your first pattern, and it's all yours. Incidentally, I can only draw successfully from life or photo references, so I look at A LOT of online erotica to find my half naked ladies. But I do it on Johnny Murder's computer so he gets all the gross spam. :)
And if you don't want to make your own patterns but you want something unusual, you can find a ton of copyright free art online that can be used for stitching too. I recently saw some Egon Schiele embroideries that were amazing. I just started stitching a kooky Louis Wain painting that I ripped off the internet. I'm never going to come up with anything half as strange as his stuff.



Do you have a website or any upcoming shows?
I have a blog called Donkeywolf which is named after my favorite animal that I made up. It has interviews with other artists, fiber products and textile book reviews, pieces I'm working on and what they mean. I'm showing at Redux in Portland which opens April 2nd and Big Car Gallery in Indianapolis which opens May 7th. I am also doing a show at Good Gallery in Portland this April.



Bonus Question!
Grits-a food by themselves or a just a vehicle for butter and cheese? 

Grits are a vehicle for everything! I use coarse ground corn grits and I usually cook them with thyme, sauteed mushrooms and cheddar, but this morning I made them with spinach, garlic and Gruyère. It was amazing.


Okay, let's recap the reasons I love Penny. 1-sass and moxy, 2-stitching that is beyond belief beautiful 3- she's a southern girl who loves grits. I can't wait to see her shows and her work close up. I know it's gonna be breathtaking. I'm glad to call her an inspiration and a friend.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Tie One On Tuesday



Tiki drink awareness drill #1:

It is no secret we, the Pedersen’s, love the fruity concoctions know as Tiki Drinks. These are also known as girlie or fru fru drinks. I can honestly say that is as far from the truth as you can get. Yes, some of them are rather sweet or fruity but they do contain more alcohol in one drink then you can shake a stick at – not that you should go around shaking sticks at drinks!

This past Sunday night (1/17/10) we had the pleasure of attending the Teardrop Lounge in downtown Portland for it’s semi-annual Tiki night! A friend of ours by the name of Blair Reynolds was the guest mixologist behind the “stick” (FYI for you not in the know – that is slang for being behind the bar). He had researched and concocted a bevy of beverages for our imbibing pleasure. And might I say he did his research! Master Reynolds is also the mastermind behind his own line of syrups and bitters that will allow you to make all these fabulous drinks as authentic as they use to be in the hey day of Tiki, over 40 years ago. Visit: www.tradertiki.com for more information on these wonderful items (tell him kittykill and OMP sent ya)!

So with out further adieu, I am reprinting a few of his recipes from this past Sunday. I am including the drinks that did not call for any of his “special items” (but if you feel the need to order some of them form him he may include a few recipes – I know there are some printed on each label).


Hot Zombie (a warm take on the old knock out favorite!):
1 oz Pineapple Juice
2 oz. Cruzan Dark Rum
1/2 oz. Passion Fruit syrup
1/2 oz. Lime juice (fresh squeezed!!)
1 tsp. Brown Sugar
4 oz. Boiling water

Mix all ingredients into small barrel mug and then add Hot Water. Stir and enjoy!

Lei Lani Volcano:
3 oz. Guava Nectar
1 1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice
3/4 oz. Lime Juice
1/4 oz. Simple Syrup
1 1/2 oz. Coconut Rum

Mix all ingredients together and serve I a Coconut Mug with a Lime Wheel garnish!


Three Dots and a Dash:
1/2 oz. Lime Juice
1/2 oz. Orange Juice
1/2 oz. Honey (it calls for a special Honey Mix but you don’t have that - YET!)
1 1/2 oz. Amber Martinique Rum
1/2 oz. Lemon Hart 80 Rum
dash of Angostura bitters
1/4 oz. Falernum
1/4 oz. Pimento Dram (this stuff if you can find it – ROCKS)!

Mix all the ingredients into a double rocks glass. Garnish with three cherries and a pineapple spear.


These are not simple drinks to master but you should have some fun trying. Make sure you  give Blair's site a look over for more recipes, insights into drinks and of course his wonderful line of syrups and other ingredients!! You can say you knew him when, once he becomes a big food mogul!!

Bottoms up and remember – asphalt hurts when you fall on it so keep your bottom off of it!! Until next week!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Scrappy Dog Sunday!




I know it's been a little bit since I've had Scrappy Dog Sunday so to make it up to you, I offer you Abby. Oh yes, Abby had me at Jack Russell Terrier and kept me at  the scrap.





How are you feeling? I saw recently you had a little toe problem?
I'm feeling SO much better now, thanks for asking!  It turned out to be something Krissi called “benign.”  It was a rough few weeks while my foot healed, mostly because I had to wear a big bandage and a waterproof boot (Krissi made it from duct tape!).  I'm glad to say that I'm back on form, running around the dog park and playing with my friends at doggy day camp!



What's your favorite thing to do?
Wow, I love so many things, that it's difficult to choose, but I'd have to say that my absolute favorite thing is to chase after motorcycles when they drive down the street next to the dog park.  I like to chase them so much, that I'm not allowed off leash outside of the dog park!




Are you a mama's girl or a daddy's girl?
Ron is the Alpha dog, but I don't feel secure when Krissi isn't around.  I'm not sure what that makes me!




Do you have a favorite toy?
I like stuffed animal toys that make sounds.  I have a squeaky squirrel toy that I love, but my favorite toy is a wolf that howls when I bite it!



Any brothers or sisters? What about in the future? Maybe another JRT?

I live with a slinky grey kitty named “Gracie,” and “Mouse,” a cat/dog hybrid (her vet records say she's a cat, but she doesn't act like one).  I also live with a 50-year old California desert tortoise we call “Doodle,” but he sleeps half the year and lives in the back yard the other half.  Ron and Krissi like herding dogs and my best friends are Border Collie mixes, so when we expand our family, it will probably be an Australian Shepherd or a Border Collie.  Right now though, I enjoy being an only dog and we have a happy home, so there probably won't be any new additions for a while!




Bonus-
Happiness is.....

being found on a hiking trail by people who take you home and love you!

Awww, I heart Abby so much! What a sweetie! Abby gets the Lola Scrappy Seal Of Approval! She is 110% Jack Russell Terrier and that makes everything right in the world.




Friday, January 15, 2010

Feel Good Friday!


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Okay, so I'll admit, I was having a rough time figuring out what to be happy about -it's been one of those weeks for me. I decided to ask my friend Casey what I should be happy about. In no certain order, this is what we came up with.
1. Goldfish chedder crackers-but ONLY Chedder
2. Slippers
3. Godzilla
4. Seeing eachother in a week
5. Cuban coffee
6. Silly embroidery
Ah,,,,I love my friends. They always make me feel better and let me remember why I should be happy. Now that I found that special place (keep your minds out of the gutter) I'll share a few happies with you.


If you are in the Southern California area next weekend, you should come and see me. I'll be there with Craftster at the CHA show. It is in Anaheim at the convention center January 22nd and 23rd. I will be there with Leah (EEP!) and Jungrrl (EPP too!)on both days. Stop by the booth and say hello. Don't get too scared when I come up and hug you and demand a picture. It's kind of my thing.




Okay, normally I like to keep it somewhat clean around here but this seriously had me laughing so hard. I can't help if I have 12 year old humor. Thank you to sagespot for making my day


I love Tara Frey's blog. It is so crisp and pretty. She also put a book out that I am reading about blogging for bliss. It's so great and has so much information in it. 



I am dying from the cuteness! Check out joojooland on etsy.


As per special request. Kittens!


I just want to give them all big kisses!

So much better, stressing leaving body, warm fuzzy thoughts coming back into head, all okay with the world.

Life is okay.

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.  ~Salvador Dali

Thursday, January 14, 2010

You Get a Pattern and You Get a Pattern and You Get a Pattern!

Did I ever tell you that I have a bazillion patterns and vintage craft magazines? No? Well, I do and guess what-I want to share them with you. That's right! You get a pattern! And you get a pattern! And you get a pattern! Each week I am going to post either a pattern or a retro/vintage craft project or article for your enjoyment. My request-1-if you make or sew something from the site, you link it back here and 2-don't use for commercial use (cause that's just crappy, yo!)

So, here's the first in many for your viewing pleasure. These were originally an iron on from Vogart. I thought they would just be adorable stitched up. Enjoy!


 


 

I can't wait to see what ya'll stitch up. I have no doubt it will be fab! Hope this makes your day a little brighter.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

No Bones About It! I Love Skelekitty!


I can't remember  how I found out about Krissi and her wonderful work. I'm pretty sure it had to be me gushing about her sweet little Jack Russell Terrier. She is such an amazing artist! Her choice of colors and content constantly blow me away.


Who is Skelekitty and what is she all about?
She's a hip and feisty skeleton kitty who was introduced to the world in the summer of 2006 when I donated the very first piece, “Skelekitty & Skelemouse,” to a local feline rescue's annual fundraiser. I have always loved animals and became fascinated with the Day of the Dead celebration when I lived in San Francisco's Mission District I suspected that the spirit of Dia de los Muertos (that is, celebrating the lives of loved ones) fit in perfectly with a kitty adoption organization. Pretty soon, people started asking to see more of Skelekitty, so I (eventually) created a whole line featuring Skelekitty and her skelecritter pals.



How did you get started with your art? Do you have any shows coming up?
I've been a compulsive crafter since my teen years when (GEEK ALERT) I started painting D&D figurines with teeny tiny little brushes. 20 years later I began experimenting with scrapbooking techniques and learned to quilt. As the looks I wanted to achieve became limited by the medium of art quilts, I started taking classes and experimenting with mixed media. I am currently using pyrography (burning) techniques on wooden plaques and artist panels onto which I place multiple layers of translucent acrylic colors and mixed media.

Thanks so much for asking! I am participating in several group shows this year. Right now, my piece “A Girl and Her Cat” is at MINT Gallery in Atlanta, Georgia for the “Not You” artist self-portrait show. Sacramento's VOX Gallery has a group show called “Let Me Count The Ways” in February and I will be submitting several pieces to that. I am also working to build up my collection of available art in the hopes of finding a gallery to host a solo show in late 2010 or early 2011 – wish me luck!



What inspires you?
My inspirations are many and varied 'm inspired by various aspects of popular culture including television shows like Doctor Who and The Venture Bros.,



Do you have a website or a blog?
Oh yes! Several!
Skelekitty has one of each at skelekitty.com and skelekitty.blogspot.com
My art & life blog is krissisandvik.blogspot.com and I am working on updating my website.
Photos of my artwork and family (including our wonderful dog, Abby the Wonder-Jack) is viewable on Flickr (flickr.com/misskrissi).



What kind of advice would you give to your fans/the masses
Do what you love and love what you do. Listen to your critics, but don't let them rule your life.



Bonus Question!

Favorite and least favorite Dr. Who character.
I think the same character is the answer to both parts of that question: The angel statue creatures from “Blink.”

Krissi is just simply awesome! I love her zest for life! She has such an amazing outlook! I love that no matter what is happening, she takes it on with sass, smarts and color. She is one tough cookie! Her smile is infectious, so be careful-she just might win you over. 

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Tie One On Tuesday



Oh my aching head! You know the feeling. You went out, had a few drinks after work, met a cutie, did some dancing, had some more drinks, did some smooching and now you wake up and you feel like you got hit by a Mack truck-driven by Mr. T-who by the way was yelling, "I pity the fool" in your ear. Well, never fear my little drunk monkeys! I have the cure for you!

Let me just get this out of the way-HA HA! You have a hang over! Okay, now on to the cures.

First-you need sleep and lots  of it! Rest and sleep will give your body time to recover and allow the alcohol to work through your system.


Drink lots and lots of water and vitamin C. The water flushes out your system and the vitamin C stimulates the liver to break down the alcohol.

Try not to take aspirin or Tylenol. The side effects of these two pills only magnify the alcohol in your system and we really don't want you more drunk and in more pain. Plus, aspirin can upset your tummy!

Bananas are one of the quickest ways to cure a hangover. The best way to do this is to make a  a banana milkshake sweetened with honey. The banana helps calm the stomach, and with the honey, builds up the depleted blood sugar levels. The milk soothes the stomach and rehydrates your system. Bananas are also rich in the important electrolytes, magnesium and potassium, which are severely depleted during heavy drinking.



I swear by a good greasy breakfast. Bacon, eggs and toast or a cheeseburger will fix you right up.

So, there are a few little treatments to get you back in the saddle and ready to hit the dance floor for another night, but please, for the love of all things holy-this time-leave your clothes on. 

Monday, January 11, 2010

It's Good to be the King




Oh Elvis! How I love thee! Your birthday was the 8th but your hip shaking, pop songs and southern draw live on in my heart forever. To honor the king, I give you a few of my favorite Elvis movies.



The BEST Elvis movie, hands down has to be Viva Las Vegas. Why is this movie so great? Two words-ANN MARGRET! Oh yeah! Ann and Elvis together-you can not go wrong with this movie. Elvis plays a race car driver wanting to make a name for himself and Ann plays a cute lifeguard who isn't looking for love but once Elvis comes into the picture and a little hip shaking songs come into play, she can't resist. Yes, I know this is a typical Elvis movie but yeah, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.



Oh Elvis! At least in Girls, Girls, Girls-you admit what you like and beg anyone to judge you for it. This time Elvis plays a fisherman wanting his own boat. And as Elvis can-he gets caught between two lovely ladies-Stella Steven (ME-OW!) and Laurel Goodwin. Who will he end up with-the saucy Stella or the sweet Laurel?




Love Me Tender was Elvis' first movie and really showed the world that not only could he sing but he could act (quit snickering!) The plot in this movie is a little bit more complex than his later movies. Elvis plays Clint Reno-one of the Reno brothers who decides not to go off to the Civil War. Instead he stays behind and marries his brother's sweetheart. The movie involves the family dynamics of jealousy, bad decisions and betrayal. It is not your typical Elvis movie but is one that should definitely be watched. Be warned-it's a tear jerker!


There are so many more Elvis movies that I could include: Kid Galad, Fun in Acapulco, Jail House Rock, GI Blues. The list goes on and on-not to mention all the concert footage.All pretty much have the same story line but the singing and dancing are always a blast.



So, fry up some peanut butter and banana sandwiches, put on your sparkly jumpsuit and shake those hips on down to the video store for some hunka hunka burning love! All hail the king!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

A Little Question for Ya!

So, it's a new year! Time for a little bit of a make-over. I know! I know! Things are pretty much perfect but I'm asking you, my faithful, wonderful, hot, saucy reader-what would you like to see more of or just see in general. There are a few things that will definitely stick around:
Movie Monday
Tie One On Tuesday
Interview Wednesday (as long as I can find people to interview-be careful, if I haven't interviewed you yet-it's coming!)
Feel Good Friday

Maybe vintage patterns? Some more crafty goodness? Some cool things in your area? Tutorials? Guest Bloggers? Nothing at all-keep it like it is? Let me know what you think!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Feel Good Friday!


 Special thanks to Kind over Matter for the above picture.

Is it just me or has this week been SOOOOOOO LOOOOONNNNGGGGG! UGH! First actual work week aft er the holidays is so painful but never fear! I am here to make your Friday a little brighter!

I am in love with the blog Happy Loves Rosie. There is so much to look at, interact with and just die over on this blog! Not only does she have the cutest camper ever (one day mine will be restored to it's cuteness!) but she has the cutest pupper, Max! Eeep!





I love everything about Mochi Studios! Rita is just a doll and her crafts are as sweet as she is!




Okay, So I am all about self love (keep it out of the gutter!) and I really think EVERY person needs this scale! Think you are putting on a few pounds, No! You are just looking fabolous! 5 extra pounds from the holiday-No! You are perfect! Oh and did I mention-it's velvet! VELVET PEOPLE! VELVET!



Oh man! I am feeling 100% better now that I am some happies on this Friday and since I don't want to get OMP all upset, here are some puppies for your viewing pleasure.



At last but not least~ I want to wish Sebastian a happy 1st birthday! Silly little man!


Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.  ~Norm Papernick

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Tie One On Tuesday




Ah the new year! Time to start those resolutions-here at Faster Kittykill, we want to make sure that we are sticking to our New Year's resolutions too. One of them is to add more veggies into our diet and of course I couldn't think of a better way than in a little cocktail. Now before you all roll your eyes and say, "Pam.....you are kind of missing the mark here."  I want you to give me a chance and prove that you can have a balanced diet with these great veggie cocktails.



The first drink that comes to everyone's mind when you mix veggies and alcohol is of course the Bloody Mary, but let's put a little twist on it with this recipe.
The Bloody Maru
Ingredients:

2 oz. Sake
4 drops Worcestershire sauce
2 drops Tabasco sauce
dash of horseradish
dash of fresh lime juice
pinch of salt and pepper
tomato juice
Combine all ingredients except the tomato juice in an old-fashioned glass half-filled with ice cubes and stir well. Add tomato juice to taste. Stir again and serve. Garnish with veggies such as celery, stuffed olives, pickled green beans

Now doesn't that sound like a tasty way to get those veggies in your life. I bet you won't be slapping your head saying you could have had a V-8 with that nutritious drink! I mean really, it's like a veggie patch in your mouth.



Still not convinced-well what  about a Zucchini tini?
Ingredients:
1/2 ounce (1 tablespoon) zucchini water
(To make zucchini water, grate a large zucchini into a fine mesh strainer set over a bowl. Toss the grated zucchini with a pinch of coarse salt and allows it to sit for 15 minutes. The grated zucchini then can be pressed (using hands or the back of a sturdy wooden spoon) to extract the water)
2 ounces unfiltered cold sake
1 ounce gin
1 thin slice of zucchini, for garnish
In a cocktail shaker, combine the zucchini water, sake and gin. Fill the shaker with ice, then shake well and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with the zucchini slice.



Last on our tasty trip through the garden patch is a Cucumber cocktail. I personally hate cucumbers, so you are on your own with this one people....
Ingredients:
6 limes, rinsed
1 cup packed mint leaves, no stems, plus 6 sprigs for garnish
3 unwaxed cucumbers
½ cup sugar
2 cups vodka or gin
Sparkling wine
Thinly slice 3 limes and place in a pitcher. Juice the rest and add juice to pitcher. Add mint leaves. Slice 2 cucumbers and add, then add sugar. Muddle ingredients. Add vodka or gin. Place in refrigerator to steep 30 minutes or longer.
Cut remaining cucumber into super think rounds.
Fill cocktail shaker with ice and top with mixture. Shake and strain into a martini glass. Top with a splash of sparkling wine, garnish each glass with a cucumber round, and serve.

Wow! I can feel myself getting healthier by the minute!   These wonderful cocktails will definitely keep me in shape-although probably not the shape I'm going for....I might need to rethink this resolution.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Break Those Winter Blues

The holidays are over, the decorations have been put away for another year. Now what? Time to settle into those winter blues-NEVER! I say! NEVER! Time to pull out that coconut bra, mix up a Pina Colada and watch these tropical movies.



The first on your tropical adventure is Blue Hawaii. This is one of my favorite Elvis movies. Yeah, I know most of Elvis' movies are a boy, a girl and some hip swaying singing but this one is so pretty! Elvis stars as Chad Gates, a soldier just released from the army. His father wants him to join the family business but Chad has plans that involve girls, singing and helicopters. Hello! Who doesn't have those kinds of plans? Not only is this a great movie but a mighty tasty drink...hmmm, that gives me an idea.




Let's do a little island hopping and head on over to the South Pacific. This Roger and Hamerstein musical deals with war, racism and love during WWII. Love blooms between a military nurse and a French planter. While some of the movie is light hearted it does deal with racism and the boxes 1958 can place people in. The music is amazing and the set design makes you feel like you are on the island in a grass skirt and a sailor (or maybe a sailor in a grass skirt).



Our last stop on our sunny vacation is One Night in the Tropics with your tour guides Abbott and Costello. This was their debut into film. For those of you who have never seen the famous "Who's on First" skit, here is your chance. A couple of smooth talkers hire Abbott and Costello to make sure their weddings go off without a hitch. Hilarity ensues and your gut will be busting from all the laughter. I swear you will go around the house yelling, "HEY ABBOTT!", wait, that might be just me.

So there you go all my snow bound buddies. A couple of movies to help your forget that it's -20 degrees outside. Get that bathing suit out, slap on some suntan lotion and melt your troubles away. Remember to turn and be careful not to burn!

Friday, January 1, 2010

Feel Good Friday! Happy New Year!




Welcome 2010 and welcome Feel Good Friday! I hope everyone had a great New Year's Eve and celebrated the new year in your own special way. Today's Feel Good Friday goes out to you! I want to thank you for your overwhelming support and love in 2009 and look forward to seeing everyone in the new year. There will be some new features and of course the wonderful old ones.

I am so blessed to have such wonderful friends-like you-in my life. Thank you for making my Friday and everyday feel good. You make me smile and giggle more than you will ever know.

Happy New Year Everybody!

xoxox
Pam