Too Many Cooks

I can't believe that I haven't posted these cute little chefs before. My favorite, of course, is the chef sewing his sock. I also like that these are kind of manly and would be great on a dude apron. Hee hee!

Guys and Ghouls

Wanna know what I hate? Infomercials. I despise them with a passion. Wanna know why? Well, because some nimrod at a local station is thinking with his wallet and not about quality television. Yeah, some joker decided to get rid of the cast of late night hosts and those wonderful movies they would show into the wee hours of the morning. It makes me shed a tear every night that I have insomnia. Look Mr. Television-I don't need the Ronco record cleaner, what I need is good dose of bad movies with a creepy/sexy/goofy host.

From the humble beginnings of television in the 1950's, late night horror hosts like Vampira and Zacherely paved the way for other greats such as Chilly Billy, Cool Ghoul and later greats like Joe Bob Briggs and Elvira.

Probably one of my favorite hosts, although her show was short lived is Vampira. She had is all-looks, dry humor and great "B" movies. Not only did she show low grade movies but also starred in them. She played a ghoul in Plan 9 From Outer Space. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention-James Dean was totally in to her. Could this woman get any better. Other sexpot hosts like Elvira, Moona Lisa and Stella the Man Eater from Manayunk owe their careers to Vampira. She paved the wave for smart, sexy sassy women in the "B" movie host genre.

I'm not sure what it is about Ohio but man, can they produce a great horror movie host. Beginning with Ghoulardi. He hosted a late night show, a Saturday mystery show and a kids show. A hipster beatnick who loved to play rock n' roll and jazz, Ghoulardi was often more popular than the movies he presented. The show was insanely popular and continued on with The Ghoul and then with Son of Ghoul. Cleveland, I love you for the simple reason that you cherish the late night movie and the host that trudges along with us through the forest of the low budget movie.

Times have changed and the movie host right along with it. Joe Bob Briggs brings the smart ass humor that is essential to the cult movie. Often during his viewing of movies you would get a running body and breast count. Sure he was a redneck and very often you were shocked by what came out of his mouth but the humor was so low brow that you couldn't help but giggle.

There are still late night TV host out there. They are on the web and yes, if you can believe it, still on your local TV stations. The bloodsucking informercial has not killed all of my fun. Every time I go to Chicago I insist on watching my favorite late night host after drinking way too many cocktails and downing a plate of nachos. I personally don't think there is any other way to enjoy the late night movie and host, but eh, that's just me. Happy Halloween all you guys and ghouls-may your dreams be filled with corny movie host and bad movie monsters.

PS-If you want to see a fun documentary on the subject of late night movie host, check out American Scary

Salivating Saturday

I am so not with it. Whoopie Pies have been on the scene for some time now-my only problem is that I am not a big marshmallow person and because of that, I have been avoiding the whole scene. Well, no longer! I decided to make the pies with a creamy icing filling instead of the traditional marshmallow They may not be the prettiest thing but man are they good.

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
1 cup packed dark brown sugar (this will give it a more caramel aftertaste)
1 large egg
1 cup unsweetened applesauce (this gives it a very nice smooth fluffy texture)
1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
1 cup confectioners' sugar
Preheat oven to 375. In a medium bowl, whisk flour, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder, and salt; set aside.
In a large bowl, using an electric mixer, beat 1/2 cup butter and brown sugar until light and fluffy. Add egg; beat until smooth. With mixer on low, alternately add flour mixture and applesauce, beginning and ending with flour mixture. Mix just until smooth (do not overmix).
Drop dough by heaping tablespoons, 2 inches apart, onto two baking sheets. Bake until a toothpick inserted in the center of a cookie comes out clean, 9-12 minutes. With a thin metal spatula, immediately transfer cookies to a wire rack; let cool completely.
Meanwhile, make filling: In a large bowl, using an electric mixer, beat vanilla and remaining 1/2 cup butter until light and fluffy. Gradually add confectioners sugar, beating until smooth.
Spread bottom of half the cookies with 1 tablespoon filling each; sandwich with remaining cookies, pressing gently so filling oozes out slightly.  Let rest 15 minutes to set.

Like I said before, these little guys may not be the prettiest thing around but they are so tasty.  I thought the icing would be too sweet but the cake part is not very sweet at all so it really balances out. The dark sugar gives the pie a wonderful caramel aftertaste that goes great with coffee.  Enjoy!

Ohhhhhh! Scary Halloween Patterns!

Normally I would be posting patterns from my own collections but tonight, I'm showcasing other patterns. There are several reasons for this but the number one is that I am tired and being lazy tonight. So enjoy and forgive me for wanting to snooze for a little bit.

 This wonderful pattern comes courtesy of She Brews. Her blog rocks!

 

What an adorable little witch! I love the puzzled look of the kitty. Quixotic Pixels has the best pictures! I want to be a part of her family. 

 

I am a sucker for anything Dia de los Muertos. This very cool sugar skull does not disappoint. Special Thanks to Elemental Stitches for offering this up.

Last but not least, make sure you check out Craft Gossip. They have the best free patterns from all over the net. You might even see a few from me in there.

YAWN! Sorry guys! I'm so sleepy! I'm gonna curl up next to the fire for a little snooze. Have a great night.

Tie One On Tuesday!

 I can't believe that Halloween is almost here. My house is all decorated, my costume is ready, all that is left is to mix up my favorite concoctions for my adult trick or treaters.

For all those blood suckers, I have the Vampire Kiss. This drink is so easy to mix up. It's a shame if you didn't make it.


Vampire Kiss
3 oz Champagne
1 oz Vodka
1 heavy splash of Raspberry liqueur
Fill a specially prepared glass* with ice
Add in 3 oz of Champagne and 1 oz Vodka.
Top the drink with a heavy splash of Raspberry flavored Liquor.
For an extra special touch, garnish with vampire teeth and serve.
Special prepared glass*
Pour ¼ cup of Clear Corn Syrup into a wide, shallow bowl.
Add a few drops of red food coloring and mix until the syrup has a bright red color.
Using a clear glass tumbler dip the rim in the syrup mixture and set the glass on wax paper and allow to dry overnight.  The syrup will drip down the glass creating the desired "dripping blood" effect.


When the undead come for your brain, offer up the Brain Fluid Float  instead. It's much taster than brains or other body parts, trust me.

Brain Fluid Float
2 ounces melon liqueur
1 ounce vodka
1 ounce irish cream (bailey's)
Combine ingredients in a mixing glass.
Add ice, shake, and strain into a cocktail glass.


For the swap monster in your life, give them The Bayou Slime. This yummy drink will remind them of home and put a big smile on their scaly face.

Bayou Slime
2 oz Dark Rum
6-8 fresh mint leaves
1/2 oz  Spiced Cordial Syrup
1 egg white
Muddle mint leaves and syrup together, making sure to crush the mint leaves.
Place all ingredients into a shaker.
Shake until well-chilled and frothy.
Strain into a chilled martini glass.
Garnish with additional crushed mint leaves.

Oh boy! Do those drinks sound yummy! I may not wait until Halloween and just have my own little trick or

Scrappy Dog Sunday!

I'm so excited that Halloween is almost here. Have you gotten your costume yet? Lola, Pete and Jujube are all set for a night of barking at every trick or treater that comes our way. Just in case you haven't picked out a costume yet for your little beastie-here are some ideas.

There is no escaping how wonderful this costume is. Get it wonderful...wonder woman...Hello? Is this thing on?

I got a rock

Wait, this is a costume? At Casa de Pedersen, it's just another Saturday night.

It's Schmo, the outlaw cousin to Comet. He's not invited to the Family Christmas party anymore since the Baked Alaska Incident.

Well, as you can see there are many options for you buddies. They are silly, others are scary and some are just plain weird.  Just remember this Halloween to keep chocolate away from your pups, make sure they don't eat the glow sticks you attach to them when they go trick or treating and last, and this one is crucial, don't ask for a trick, dogs are notorious for being tricksters and unless you want your house TP'd or something left on your doorstep that smells-give them a treat and a hug too-cause everybody needs those. 

Feel Good Friday!

Let's hear it for Friday and hear it for boobies! Quit rubbing your eyes-you read it correctly. Boobies! October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and you need to stand up and demand research, compassion and a cure for Breast Cancer. There are so many ways to get involved, these are just a few options.


Probably the most well know agency and website is Susan G. Komen. They have loads of information and links for you to check out. Whether you were just diagnosed or have someone close to you who is surviving cancer as we speak, this website is for you. Check it out and sign up to volunteer, in any capacity, today.

If volunteering isn't your thing-you can lend a hand by shopping! I love the color pink, so supporting the cause via shopping is not difficult for me. The Breast Cancer Store is a wonderful way to help every woman get a mammogram. It's pretty amazing! Another great thing about this site-not everything is pink and ribboned. They have lots of options.


WARNING! NAUGHTY WORD AHEAD!
My good friend Tara stitched this up awhile back. It was a featured project on Craftster. I think it pretty much says it all. 

Now head out and take care of those breasts! Have a boyfriend, husband, girlfriend or wife help with the self examination. I'm sure they won't turn down a chance to touch those spectacular ta tas. Take care of yourself and your loved ones. I want all of you to be around for years and years! Happy Healthy Friday!