Tie One On Tuesday!

Hello all you guys and ghouls. This is your ghostest with the mostest, ready to serve you up some tasty beverages that will tickle you with deadly delight.

This first drink is for my favorite "celebrity" Mr. Guy Mandude. I know that he will love this simply dreadful Dead Man-Go

Dead Man-Go
1oz Honey vodka
1 oz Mango Nectar
4 Slices Ginger Root, Finely Chopped
1 Tsp Agave Nectar
2 Slices Orange Wedges
1 Splash Raspberry Liqueur
In a cocktail shaker, muddle together the ginger and orange, and add vodka, juice and nectar.
Fill with ice, shake well and strain over ice into a rocks glass.
Garnish with a splash of raspberry liqueur.

Now here's one for the woman after my own heart...and yours too.

Blackberry Widow
1 oz vodka
2 oz  Dark grape juice
1 Tsp Raw sugar
4 Slices Fresh ginger
4 Whole blackberries
In a mixing glass, muddle together blackberries, ginger and sugar, add vodka and dark grape juice.
Fill with ice, shake well, and strain into a chilled Martini glass.


Now, don't think I've left out those little monsters you spawned a few years ago. Those beasties need their cocktails too.

Witch's Brew
To prep your glass:
On a plain salad plate crush 10 chocolate cookies.
On a separate plate pour ¼ cup honey.
Using a clear glass mug, dip the top rim of the mug in honey, then dip the rim into the crushed wafers, coating the rim.

When complete simply add the contents of your drink.
4 Parts Spiced Apple Cider (recipe below)
1 Part Ginger Ale
honey and crushed chocolate cookie crumbs (to rim glass)
Gummi worms for garnish

In a medium sized pot add 4 sticks of cinnamon and 10 whole cloves to one quart of apple cider.
Let simmer for one hour then remove the cinnamon and cloves.
Pour 4 parts of the cider into a specially prepared glass mug.
Top with 1 part of ginger ale and serve.

Oh my little evil children-I hope you enjoy these simply dismal delicious drinks. They may seem like a little bit of work but I guarantee you that they are easier than creating your own monster. Besides, if you serve a few of these concoctions,  you will have anyone do your evil bidding. (Insert evil cackle here)