Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Why Do You Stink?

Conversation with OMP:

Me: Why do you stink?

OMP: I don't stink, lady

Me: Yes you do, I can smell you from here.

OMP: That's you!

(pause for a moment of right pit smelling)

Me: No it's not! It's you!

OMP: Did you smell your other pit?

(pause for smelling of left pit)

Me: Shut up!

Apparently, all day long, I wondered why my boss and my husband smelled so bad. I only put deodorant on one side.

4 comments:

Troublet said...

*giggle*....Nope, I've never done anything like that...ever. ;)

I've just gone to work wearing two completely different color shoes. No one told me until almost lunch time! Gah!

Becky said...

Hahahahah!! I love conversations like this. Married life eh..

spidermom said...

this post COMPLETELY made my day!!! hilarious!!!

Lisa Leggett said...

Bwuahahaha! Oh, Pam bless your stinky pit! You have no idea how much I needed that laugh! Thank you, doll!