Conversation with OMP:
Me: Why do you stink?
OMP: I don't stink, lady
Me: Yes you do, I can smell you from here.
OMP: That's you!
(pause for a moment of right pit smelling)
Me: No it's not! It's you!
OMP: Did you smell your other pit?
(pause for smelling of left pit)
Me: Shut up!
Apparently, all day long, I wondered why my boss and my husband smelled so bad. I only put deodorant on one side.