Wednesday, July 13, 2011

The Adventures of OMP and Me



Conversation with OMP part two:


OMP: When you get home tonight, I have a surprise for you.
Me: Is it a pony?
OMP: It's not a pony.
Me: Are you sure it's not a pony? I really want a pony
OMP: Pretty sure it's not a pony.
Me: C'mon, you can level with me, it's a pony.
OMP: No
Me: It's a pony isn't it
Silence....
OMP: Yeah, it's a pony. It's a pink pony, with little puppies surrounding it and it craps out cupcakes that are non fattening and it burps bubblegum.
Me: You had me up till the burping bubblegum, everyone knows ponies don't burp bubblegum.
OMP: Yeah, cause it was totally believable up till that point.
Me: They burp little kisses that land on your cheek and make you giggle. Unicorns burp bubblegum
OMP: I'm hanging up the phone now.
Me: I can't wait to see my pony!
Click
Me: Hello? Burping pony? Anyone.

Only 1 more hour till I get my pony! I am so excited! He better have gotten me the deluxe model, you know, the one that sneezes rainbows...

9 comments:

AlwaysInspired said...

This had me almost snorting soda out my nose! Does that mean I'm a pony too? Lol I've had these types of conversations with my Hubby too.

Troublet said...

So did OMP forget to mention if the crapped cupcakes have sprinkles because we all know that sprinkles are vital to universal balance...

Colleen said...

This is a seriously funny post. Thank you. Really. Thank you.

OMP! said...

I hate you.......

kittykill said...

And by hate you mean love. Don't deny the love!

Crystal Rhew Staley said...

Love it!!

Lisa Leggett said...

You two are awesome :o)

Denise said...

Made my morning this did. Sound like Yoda I do...:)

Becky said...

So what color is your pony!?!?!