See this man, otherwise known as OMP, I love him more than words can express. He's cranky. He likes to think that he's tough but he's a big marshmallow....mmmmm.....marshmallows.
And this old man, he's my dad and he's even crankier than OMP, he's a huge marshmallow too.
And this guy, well...he is the crankiest. He's not a marshmallow, he's a sausage.