Usually you bring me endless hours of happiness and joy but there is one little peeve that has been sticking with me the last couple of years....the remake. There is no way possible you could have run out of ideas, so why do you continue to recycle old movies? Why do you take good movies from the past and destroy them or even worse, take old show and make them into movies? No more! Please!
The latest reincarnation of Judge Dredd actually looks better than the one of my youth, but still...c'mon, have you been to a comic book store lately? There are million others to choose from. While we are on the subject of comic books, enough with making movies and shows from graphic novels! You will never ever do them justice, so just stop. I'm begging you. Just stop.
Because I want to help you out, the following movies are off limits:
- The Thin Man (I've heard this is being remade with Johnny Depp, I don't care how cute he is-hands off Nick and Nora!)
- A Christmas Story
- Big Lebowski (unless it's 2 hours of Sam Elliott, than okay...I'll let it slide)
- Plan 9 From Outerspace (you really can't mess with greatness)
In conclusion, please give us more silly monster movies, more movies with Sam Elliott and will it kill you to throw me a Willie Nelson movie-just make sure that the ideas are NEW and FRESH! Recycle your cans, not your movies.
Hugs and butterfly kisses,
Your biggest fan,