Conversation with OMP:
Me: Why do you stink?
OMP: I don't stink, lady
Me: Yes you do, I can smell you from here.
OMP: That's you!
(pause for a moment of right pit smelling)
Me: No it's not! It's you!
OMP: Did you smell your other pit?
(pause for smelling of left pit)
Me: Shut up!
Apparently, all day long, I wondered why my boss and my husband smelled so bad. I only put deodorant on one side.
4 comments:
*giggle*....Nope, I've never done anything like that...ever. ;)
I've just gone to work wearing two completely different color shoes. No one told me until almost lunch time! Gah!
Hahahahah!! I love conversations like this. Married life eh..
this post COMPLETELY made my day!!! hilarious!!!
Bwuahahaha! Oh, Pam bless your stinky pit! You have no idea how much I needed that laugh! Thank you, doll!
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